retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via nonbinaryanders)

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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(via i-heard-marys-secret)

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via officialwhitegirls)

foreveralone-lyguy:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

and then he runs into a trolley because he doesnt have brakes

foreveralone-lyguy:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

and then he runs into a trolley because he doesnt have brakes

(Source: relentless-soul, via reptileaficionado)

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

(Source: sixpenceee, via ifthatswhatyoureinto)

alicasanova:

oldloves:

the2000sblog:

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake in a photo shoot for the magazine Hello

circa 2001

Woah

(Source: rinavygirl, via memewhore)

open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

(via killbenedictcumberbatch)

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"
"HURRGGH"

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"

"HURRGGH"

(Source: scumtrout, via dwarven-stud-muffin)

kasarawolf:

MY ARMY OF FURBIES, 248 STRONG! >D(Not counting ones that are broken) I am probably missing some still, but these were the only ones I could find ^^

(via clavid)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cake that looks like a dragon

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cake that looks like a dragon

(via dwarven-stud-muffin)

ask-koki-kariya:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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my word of the day is spoopy

(Source: omgtsn, via insaneteacup)

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

(via insaneteacup)

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